Money Changers...Re-enter the Temple!

The growing popularity of "Prosperity Gospel" prompts The Kings of Mongrel Folk to contribute to Prosperity Gospel hymnody 

                God Hates a Loser  

God hates a loser and he knows the score 
I'm talking to you sir down on the floor 
All of us are sinners but if you're a winner 
God's saving your dinner on a plate of pure gold 
And God hates a loser 

God helps those who help themselves 
So help yourself and go back for seconds 
You won't go to hell on the day of reckoning 
All of us are sinners but if you're a winner 
God's saving your dinner on a plate of pure gold 
And God hates a loser 

The bible says that the meek will inherit 
But the meek are so weak, Lord how can they bear it 
They'll get their own but it aint in town 
And it's six by three and it's six feet down 
And God hates a loser 

The bible says the rich will get to heaven on high 
When a camel travels through a needle's eye 
But the rich man knows that it's nothing at all 
To find a needle real big or a camel real small 
And God hates a loser

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